A list of certain things you have to do before you can become a true Disneybitch. This will also qualify you to be able to apply for a pin. Just print this checklist and start to tick it off. As usual, nothing is promised and no responsibility is taken for the assumed riots and civil disobedience this statement might cause.
- Block the chimney to seal santa and end his madness once and for all.
- Throw eggs at the easter bunny.
- Start wiping your butt with white soft lambs.
- Never have sex with a zombies mother ever again.
- If you got your Disneybitch-pin, pin it at your forehead.
If you do these simple things you will become a true Disneybitch. Rejoice for evermore!
We finish this posting with a well-suited old saying.
-If you succeed, we will congratulate you, if you fail, we will laugh at your expense.
1 comment:
That's fucking unfair. If everyone can get a pin that easily, the real Disneybitches will be extinct. We can no longer claim that we are the real deal if "Greta 78, Trollhättan" claims that as well.
Is revolution the solution?
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