To all Pin-VIPs:

As some of you already have guessed the Disneybitch-pin serves as a ticket to all of our coming release parties and other festive occations. If you lose your pin there is unfortunately nothing to do but to become a nun and grief the rest of your miserable life, as it will be miserable without us. If you think you can get another just by asking you are way out of line. There is no way to gain another pin. This behavior will be punished with an old spiritual rite called "hastirgit".

To all of you that got no pin and never will: you are not a very important person. Infact, you are not important at all. Feel free to try buy one by sending a million dollars to the Disneybitch account. Maybe, but just maybe, your prayers will be heard.

That's all for now.