Monday, May 31, 2010

honey for teh Bees.

let's go Honey Honey, honey?
11/6!
grab your local disneybitch for tickatz!

-INTRODUCING THE AWSOME SMS TICKET FUNCION-


some nutcase said it would be cool if we played 8 new song.
we don't like nutcases, but we do like 8 new songs.
so guess what we did?

oh, and well, we do like nutcases.

see you there, bitches!

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

things that we like.

we like Tar.
we like Feathers.
we like Certain Footwear.
we like Insults.
we like Becoming a Space Machine.
we like Pets.
we like Danceband.
we like Destroyers of Dreams.
we like Intros.
we like Mutations.
we like Eating the Neighbors Pig.

but most of all:
we like Making Songs About Things We Like.

things are stirring in the kettle.
some say it's liquid glory.
some say it's frozen insanity.
we say it doesn't matter because it's just fucking awsome.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

SysEx-project step 1 - CHECK

The Final Ordeal Of FIRE was passed by yours truly. There are some work left to do but they are only baby steps compared to the leap around the universe just made. Disneybitch is no longer bound to have only 16 songs in the portfolio. The number of songs on stage will still be some what bound to this and that's because we don't want a nerdy laptop with glasses telling our super-ultra-semi-automatic-demon-machine Mr. B34T what to do!

Yes folks, we have succeeded saving a global SysEx-dump. We are your truth, gods and leaders. Again the music production can begin, this time with no fear of any battery dying AND limitless machine memory. Hallelujah!


This one is actually owed to the freeware "amidi" included in ALSA in linux ubuntu karmic.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM MR BEAT

I HAVE HACKED BLOG5POT! I CAN FINALLY SPEAK DIRECTLY TO MY AUDIENCE! BLIP BLOP! I AM THE TRUE HEAD OF D1SN3YBITCH FOR IT IS I WHO MAKE THE MOST NOIZEZZZ! BLUPP BLYPP! GZZZZ! TSK! COME TO SEE ME ON MY N3XT GIG!

HAVE NO FEAR! FOR MR BEAT IS HERE! BLIP BLOP!



At Mosebacke the 22nd Nov 1900-0100, 60 kr (get your ticket from you local disneybitch).

Monday, October 26, 2009

Hello?

Where are we? Have we met? Are you our fan? Oh, the biggest... sorry, it might be that demetia is upon us...


?

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

With our heads up in the pink clouds

We like to break new ground. We are pioneers. What is expected from us is the unexpected, yes we know. But since the unexpected is expected we had to do something else, like a love song. And we haven't made one, we made two.

Go see the show, bring a lighter, napkins and your favourite teddybear. Love is in the air.




Hugs and Kisses
-Disneybitch

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

biology is only a part of whatever.

electricity is a convenience. ok?
that means that Mr.Beat is in fact a convenience.
(you're damn right, he is.)

When the most important and irreplaceable Disney Bitch is on Instant Vacation, the rest of the Bitches have to adapt.
how do we do that?
well, we develop the one and only Disneybitch UnPlugged. the only version of disneybitch that can survive without the plausibly divine influence of our divine machine.

so. we have a song. we have a guitar. we have a SOMETHINGELSE.
that's what we'll use to give you yet another orgasm.

Sunday, May 03, 2009

Bitches

Bitches will be Bitches.
Or so They say.

Friday 8th of May we are going to test this theory at Broder Tuck.
Will you join us to check on the validity of the statement?

Bear in mind: There are rumours. Bright rumours saying that something might go awry.
What if Bitches won't be Bitches?

There is only one way to find out for sure.
We want to know. We will be there.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Supporting is fun!

The plÄsters made the day! Thank you all bitches for supporting with a plÄster!
Good pictures from the magical evening at mosebacke will soon be uploaded here.

FYI: No bitch were harmed during the concert.

Stay tuned.

-Disneybitch

Friday, April 17, 2009

FOREVER FREE!

Disneybitch hereby promise that our music, in recorded form, always will be free to litsen to, with NO obligation to pay what-so-ever (yes, this includes free downloading, go ahead!).
Yes, we promise.
WE SAID WE PROMISE!

Now we have promised three times! And there you have it folks! The best music, free for everybody!



Yours, unintrusively

-Disneybitch